Adventures on The Knight Bus


Personally, I enjoy cookies.

  

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My friend went on a road trip
I exploited her family’s facebook photos
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darthxerik:

sometimes i wonder if our fandom is even real
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the-spooky-dick-forest:

prospitsheart:

theirtinywings:

mirkwoodling:

#puberty strikes again

son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon

neville longbottomed

It’s a verb now
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completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.
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rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via thestrongeststorm)

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jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via thestrongeststorm)

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Percy:  *comes home from defeating Gaea*
Sally:  *storms out in her bathrobe*
Sally:  NO NOTE
Sally:  BED EMPTY
Sally:  RIPTIDE GONE
Sally:  of course, I don't blame you Annabeth dear
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blueboxtraveller:

Not a bad life.
Better with two.
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Thalia Grace & Luke Castellan ♚

The best people have the rottenest luck - The Lightning Thief
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danganaddict:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English

WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK

yes! my freshman english class saw this too!!!
We are not the only ones!
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t-hiddy-diddy:


This just about sums up the entirety of Tumblr..
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stravaganza:

geekophiliac:

THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH

YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING

OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS

JUST
POLYJUICE POTION

there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library

(via stop-slapping-me-with-lettuce)

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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

(via hiddlestonshands)